What's Cool?
* The guy who helped me get the jack under my car today when I had a flat. He looked like John Belushi. But I changed the tire myself because I'm FEEEYAAARCE.
* The gibbons at the zoo. They made my day.
* Kroger for sending me awesome coupons in the mail today.
* Hubs for picking a great Mother's Day gift
* M. She's just cool all the time.
* My new journal and the short story I just finished. I finally got it into words!
* The purse I made for my Etsy store. Store launches on June 20th!
What's not cool?
* My tire for going flat. What. the. freak.
* My Garmin GPS for going totally nuts on me in the car today because I missed my exit.
* The guy who rang my doorbell during M's nap to see if I wanted to switch phone companies. Then he "accidentally" knocked over one of my gnomes. Not cool.
* The commercial with the people on the tandem bike and woman has really long armpit hair. I swear I can smell her BO when I see that commercial.
* That skunk who sprayed the neighbor's dog. It smells like a foot around here.
2 comments:
We don't have Krogers. Isn't that sad?
I never thought of comparing skunk spray to feet. :-)
I grew up in the country, and by the country I mean the absolute sticks. Our nearest neighbor was a mile and a half away. Hello! Little House on the Prairie here! Anyway, when we moved here and I discovered Kroger I was overwhelmed with love for them.
Skunks are nasty little vermin. Unless you get them de-stinked, which is possible. Then they're a cute almost a cat almost a puppy.
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