Monday, July 12, 2010

Sara Rants and Raves

So I know it's been awhile since I posted. Sorry. I decided to take a little hiatus after LOST took it's permanent hiatus. We also had a death in the family, a week and a half vacation, and we're getting our house ready to go on the market. Squee! I love a new house! I'll be posting more from now on.

PETTY RANT - I hate going to the dentist. Let me re-word that so it's easier to understand. I would rather let Secretariat stomp on my face that go to the dentist. I hate it. I have very good teeth. They are straight, and I've never had braces or even a retainer. They are clean because I'm terrified of having bad breath, so I floss and brush regularly like a good little girl. My cleanings are always a breeze and take no time. The hygentist raves about my teeth and how I take such good care of them. I had an appointment today. Everything went swimmingly, then the dentist walked in. He did the dentist thing, where he told me to open my mouth, touched to of my teeth with his scrapy thing and said, "You need to floss more." Are you serious? I floss EVERY.SINGLE.DAY. Sometimes twice a day if I eat something stringy like celery. Are dentists just required to say that to everyone? Because it offended me. I know it's petty, but there it is. Dear Dentist: I already floss every day. Find something new to say.

RAVE - So Hubs and I took M to see Despicable Me this weekend. GO SEE IT! It's wonderful. Not only did it solidify my desire to have minions (who knew minions were so cute?!), but it had plenty to keep us entertained, and plenty to keep M entertained. I don't want to give the movie away, but I will share Hubs' favorite line with you, "I said DART gun, not FART gun!" Comic GOLD!

Parting notes: I feel like LOST created a vacuum and I should be writing a review of something occasionally. Any suggestions? Thanks for still reading, if you're still reading. Sorry I was MIA for so long.


Michele said...

I'm still here - I'm your figgest ban!!!

I hate the dentist, too - I inherited soft enamel so despite my best efforts, I have many many cavities.

I don't think Emily is ready for the movies yet. I tried to get her to watch Cloudy With a Chance of meatballs - held her interest for fifteen minutes. But a matinee someday is worth a try!

Reviews? I don't watch anything other than House, Deadliest Catch, and Pawn Stars. Oh - and Breaking Bad - how can I forget that brilliant piece of television?

But - have you ever checked out the website ModCloth? Love their clothes!!!

Nancy Face said...

I used to hate going to the dentist, but my dentist is the best of the best, so that makes it better! But I have crummy weak teeth. Once in junior high I needed 13 fillings all at once...and that's when I had the rough, pain-inflicting dentist! AAAGGGHHH!!!

My darling daughter Lauren has super strong, wonderful teeth. I think she's only had like one cavity in her life! She didn't bother to floss in high school, but the hygienist always complimented her on her great flossing habits...WHAT THE? No fair, huh? ;)

Sara said...

That's so unfair, Nancy! Lauren has supergums or something.