Sawyer with no shirt! Yay! This is going to be a good show. I can tell already.
Good grief, how long are these previews? Is LOST turning into The Biggest Loser?
I'm sorry. I tried to love Juliet, but her perma- smirk makes me want to slap her in the face with a boar hide.
WooHoo! Four toed statue makes an appearance. Well, four-toed statue’s butt makes an appearance.
I really really wish they would stop showing Locke's sticky-out leg bone. We get that your makeup people are awesome.
The spiky guy from X-Men got a migraine from the flash of light. Dude. Man up. What a load. Come talk to me when you have a real migraine. When the sound of the central kicking on slices through your skull like a butcher knife or when light touches your eyelids and you feel like your head is going to explode. Pansy.
Wow, Jin reminds me of my toddler. Last week he was speaking one word English dialogue. Now all of the sudden he's saying two word sentences like "Now What."
Oooooo sexy Dharma dancing. Hootenanny! My word of the day!
Oh, Horace! You and your dynamite flinging rages. Always full of the shenanigans, that Horace. SAWYER!!!!! He's a Dharma Bum (Kerouac reference)!
I am not a fan of the Cialis ads with the elderly people. Everyone has a right to do their thing, but I don't want to see commercials about it. And that woman's bracelet is huge.
Wow. He obliterated that tree. For a drunk guy, Horace has good aim with a stick of dynamite. Of course a blind person would probably have good aim with a stick of dynamite.
Sawyer is so big and strong. And dirty. Wait a minute. That's a pregnant woman. On the island. I thought that wasn't a possibility. It’s like that Sesame Street song, “One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong.” So what happened between 1974 and now that causes women to be unable to be pregnant on the island? Interesting. And a BOY. Who could it be? My guess is Ethan.
Three years Earlier: I feel sorry for Daniel. Someone needs to tell him that even nerds get a second chance at love. I'm living proof of that.
I wish Daniel would take his tie off. It's driving me nuts. You're stranded on an island. Take your tie off.
Sawyer is bulletproof! AHHHH YEAHHHH!
Sweet! Dancing with the Stars is coming back on. I don’t know why I care because I don’t watch that show.
Sawyer’s hair doesn’t have as much volume since they joined Dharma. Is that the horrible thing that Dharma does to you? They steal the volume from your hair? Not cool, Dharma.
Please don’t tell me that Juliet is going to get together with Sawyer. As I’ve said before, the girl is like the village bicycle.
Sawyer is smoooooth with his lies. Bringing up the Black Rock. Sweet.
It was pretty sweet (sweet in the awwwww way, not the awesome way) when Daniel caught his glimpse of little girl Charlotte. Too bad he’s going to scare the crap out of her soon and be forever burned into her memory as the “mean man.”
Richard is back and his eyeliner is looking better than ever. He needs to give me some tips because my liquid line never looks that good. Haha! Sawyer acknowledged the eyeliner.
Horace has lovely flowing locks like an Irish setter or a guy on a trashy romance novel. He also makes me think of the Muppets.
Sawyer looks happy with his new Dharma life. And that is the biggest daisy I have ever seen. EwEwEw. They got together. Gross. Yuck. Make it stop before I have to get the brain bleach.
Oh my goodness. Horace tried to cover up the fact that he was going to wear girl socks by blaming it on Paul’s necklace. Haha! Horace wears girl socks.
Sawyer forgot what Kate looks like. That’s kind of sad.
Grossewnotagain! BLECHBLECH. I can’t stand Juliet.
That was the call! Jin found them! Wooooo. Enchanted moments!!
Previews
Two weeks?? WHAT? NOT COOL ABC.
Hmmm…I don’t have any real speculation on this episode. I didn’t see many “answers” or questions. Like I said before, I think the baby may be Ethan. My phone-a-friend is telling me that it’s Ben, but we saw Ben come to the island when he was a child.
We got to see the four-toed statue and it didn’t give us many clues to its origin except that the people who carved it like for their statues to have “perky patooties,” to steal from the Old Navy ad.
What did the other people who watched it think? Share in the comments. Maybe you caught something I missed. I am hopped up on sinus meds and may have missed something important.
