Yes, my child is awesome

No. This is not the best picture of her. She needs a bath and I haven't combed her hair today. Yes, she is team Edward. Yes, she agrees that Jacob is a skeevy little perv. No, that is not a naked Barbie. It is a naked Cinderella. Yes, Cinderella does have a rockin' body. You can't tell that because of the poofy ball gowns she wears. Yes, she is already on Eclipse. Yes, she is a super genius.